Wednesday 24 November 2010

Edberg Award: Fed Alienates Peers with Doping & Assassination Attempts

Rafael Nadal dedicates his Stefan Edberg Award to "All the Bitter Fedtards"


Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleepy you little baby.
When you wake, you shall have cake,
And all the bitter little Fedtards.
Blacks and bays, dapples and greys,
Go to sleepy you little baby,
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleepy little baby.
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleepy little baby,
When you wake, you shall have,
All the bitter little Fedtards.
Way down yonder, down in the meadow,
There's a poor wee little lamby.
The bees and the butterflies pickin' at its eyes,
The poor wee thing cried for her mammy.
Hush-a-bye, don't you cry,
Go to sleepy little baby.
When you wake, you shall have cake,
And all the bitter little Fedtards.
Doping For Glory: The Roger Federer Story Episode 6:
Despite the enormous success of Stan's Super Doping Suppository towards Roger's advancement in the World Tour Finals in London, the other half of their evil plan to elimininate Rafa Nadal failed miserably as Roddick chocked both in the match and in his assassination attempt. Roger is now struggling not so much on the court, but in the bathroom, due to power of the Super Dope Suppository. Stan wakes Roger knowing that he must take responsibility for Rafa again, and freaking out about it after Rafa goes to 2-0 in the WTFs.
Roger, having lost the confidence of all players on tour, due to Rafa winning the Stefan Edberg award, and worried that his incessant bathroom breaks are upsetting his tennis game, is also angry about Rafa's continued dominance. Despite the immediate success of their evil doping schemes, Stan and Roger must plot again to wipe out the obvious signs that Roger is in danger of losing everything to Rafael Nadal.

12 comments:

  1. Fed tests positive U.S. Open 2008:

    http://forums.france2.fr/sport/tennis/controle-federer-positif-sujet_20510_1.htm

    Follow Fed's father owning a pharmaceutical company. Fed has access to doping drugs not even being tested right now.

    The Mono/EPO story:

    According to a Swiss newspaper (letemps.ch I think), Federer would have been rushed to hospital in late 2007 in a Swiss clinic. The causes mentioned in this hospital is mononucleosis, which at that time was of course not been diagnosed.

    How illness has also hit the Swissman escaped the Swiss experts hospitals and physicians. A sports star, who obviously has a very thorough medical supervision. Federer himself was unable to explain this non-diagnosis of the disease when journalists obviously skeptical, asked him for explanations on this subject.

    One of the possibilities, one could be hospitalized due to certain substances that can cause overdoses in cases of abuse and excessive quantities. This overdose of EPO products has uncommon for an athlete "own" could explain the sudden hospitalization and explain the failure diagnosis of mononucleosis of Switzerland, which is actually a cover.

    The effects of an overdose would not show the tolerance of the athlete's body to these substances and could change his behavior vis a vis the absorption of such substances. That explains perfectly natural to fall season debut, anxious to rest his body no longer stand the massive absorption of chemicals.

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  2. Fed, what a lil 8itch .... man up punk and apologize, pu55y. You're giving the game a bad name!

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  3. Roger obviously has a very low IQ and can't handle the pressure.

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  4. I work at Geneva Hospital, and Roger Federer is scheduled for a sex change procedure when the season ends.

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  5. Stanislaw Wawrinka is what I would call an “enabler”. There is a difference between respecting someone and being considerate but being able to tell it to them straight when they need to hear it, and saying whatever they want to hear just so you can stay in their good graces. I tend to believe that Roger’s circle is full more of “enablers” than “encouragers”.

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  6. You all are all fuqing retarded. Have a clue whats going on before you pass judgement. If your not in the situation you wouldn't know. These atp players are human and will react like a human. I praise Roger for showing emotion and standing up for his self. Rafa is a douche and always has been, putting his self and image before fairness or anything. You do not put Federer out there without doping and expect him to win matches. He has to dope to keep up with the field. You play to the strength of what you have going for you, and Roger has alot of money. It's like if Rafael Nadal bought an iphone and only uses it for music if you understand that.

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  7. Federer qualifies into the semifinals without dropping a set for the first time in his career. That's astonishing.
    Last week it was also the first time when he reached the semifinals in Paris.

    Now, at the age of 29, he's playing better than ever.
    How can anyone not see that he's full of PEDs?
    Are people that blind???

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  8. @Anon at 19:00

    What journalist is going to touch the "clean and oh so pure Ivory Soap boy" Roger Federer? There are no French Journos in London. From what I've seen, Roger is "all serve" right now; but noone seems to care when Fed raises his power game suddenly and with no explanation near age 30. Double standards abound!

    Fed is stubborn and not bright outside tennis. I expect him to continue these "resurgences" deep into his thirties. Imagine us having this same discussion 10 years from now. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Given the fact his father owns a pharmaceutical company and Fed has the advantages of being ahead of the drug testers, I think he will continue to miraculously be at the top of the Sport way beyond any precedent for years if not another decade. Not to mention what doping has done for athletes that were supposed to be in their decling years in other sports; don't be surprised if the "old man" continues onwards at this pace showing no signs of deterioration as players have in the past.

    With doping so rampant, every new generation is going to have the "GOAT". Tennis players used to be done at Roger's age in the 80's and 90's, not hitting a new high in Service power, endurance and stamina.

    Some journalist has to take a stand and get this doping cheat out of the game before it becomes a farce!

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  9. @Anon at 16:39

    Are you trying to argue that Fed has the right to dope because he is rich and has the right to use any advantages; even if they are dire for the Sport? No player is above the Sport.

    And you are calling the people on this board retarded?

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  10. @Kent

    If the ATP loses Roger Federer due to doping, noone is going to watch Tennis anymore.

    If Roger Federer's level drops down to a level where he isn't in a position to be in the Finals anymore, noone is going to watch Tennis anymore.

    The ATP HAS to let Roger dope to stay in business. And Roger has to stay competitive for the next 5 years to save the ATP. They aren't going to do anything because the fans only love Roger. So STFU!!!!!

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  11. If Roger weren't a doper and a murderer, perhaps he could have won the award.

    I hope this will make him think twice about doping up and trying to have his opponents assassinated! Then he could win the award again this year.

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  12. Great blog.

    What you've missed out on, however, is that Roger is gay. Read more here.

    http://vjetropev.blogspot.com/2013/06/the-wonderful-world-of-roger-federer.html

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